| Got Polyps? |
[Apr. 28th, 2009|10:18 am] |
Then you need Elder Sign!
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| (no subject) |
[Feb. 27th, 2009|08:30 pm] |
Just thought I'd let the Interweb know that I'm doing my part to make it a better place.
UPDATE: The thread is gone. This doesn't surprise me one bit. |
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| *Points and laughs* |
[Feb. 11th, 2009|10:29 am] |
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| HEY!!!!!!!!!! JESUS COMES BACK, NOT SOME STUPID FAKE CAT- FACED WOMAN OBSESSED WITH TAKING OVER THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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| Written from IP number 98.233.70.148
| Message written at: Wed Feb 11 00:25:06 2009
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| Anonymous user 'Highly offended Christian' wrote on your guestbook
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| did i mention that she's fake?
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| Written from IP number 98.233.70.148
| Message written at: Wed Feb 11 00:25:29 2009
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| (no subject) |
[Jan. 1st, 2009|07:54 pm] |
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I'm only going to let the Spawn get toys from vending machines so long as it glorifies pimps and upholds racist stereotypes. Cause ya'know, why wouldn't you?
Now thanks to ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) thornwolf, I can collect all 10 grillz! I can even get the ones with fangs to be an emo pimp! |
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| My New Year's Revolutions |
[Dec. 31st, 2008|01:11 pm] |
I'm stealing my dad's New Year's "resolutions":
In 2009,
1. I propose to revolve around the Earth's axis up to 365 times.
2. I propose to circumnavigate the Sun at least once.
3. I propose to overthrow the dictatorship of Caligustan by Groundhog Day.
No. 3 will be the easiest, as I will be using secret advanced
socioeconomic techniques perfected by the Revolution of the Month Club.
If I am not installed as President-for-Life by February 2, they
guarantee all my money back and release on bail from prison. So No. 3
will obviously be resolved in only a month, whereas Numbers 1 and 2 will
likely take me all year. |
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| Rosie's Cheeks |
[Dec. 26th, 2008|01:31 pm] |
Hmm, this...
...reminds me of this classic scene in Bugs Bunny, appearing at the 1:25 minute mark: |
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| (no subject) |
[Dec. 23rd, 2008|09:02 am] |
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A plush toy would make a good Christmas present for the Spawn, right?
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| (no subject) |
[Dec. 16th, 2008|10:13 am] |
You have no idea how jealous I am of this reporter.
Damn, Dubya can move! He must be used to having stuff thrown at him.
I love how the Secret Service guys barely lift a finger to intervene.
Of course, the puns and parodies abound. |
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| (no subject) |
[Dec. 8th, 2008|07:06 am] |
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I ask the Spawn this all the time.
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